FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NEW SOCIETY

Q: Are you a cult?

A: Yes, as a matter of fact. In short, the New Society is a substandard
cult with the aspirations of attaining its goal of "The New Society" and
thusforth overachieving its expectations.

Q: What is your goal?

A: The New Society has several missions to achieve the elusive Common
Goal. First and foremost, billions of acres of rain forest are currently
plaguing this Earth with a highly flammable, polluting substance known as
O2, or oxygen. This element is easily ignited, and allows other polluting
substances, such as smog, to latch onto its molecules and thusforth, smother
the inhabitants of the Earth. Our mission is to prove that we can do without
this horrid element, as we have developed a so-called "cocktail" of Unununium
and Nitrogen which will take its place. As we continue to burn acres of the
rain forests on Bolivian soil, we are reaching our goal faster than ever.

Q: But isn't Unununium a synthetic solid element?

A: Why, of course.

Q: And is Nitrogen not a highly flammable substance which is used often in
combustible fuel compounds, and cause of a condition of blood poisioning
known as "the bends" in humans?

A: Eh, Shut up.

Q: And your other missions?

A: Well, I should say, or perhaps shouldn't, that the cause of much of our
misfortunes can be rooted in the fact that "my D's are numbered" and
I would LOVE to explain this now, but I got works to do. Top of the day
to ya!




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